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Uljas Salomon Kandolin was a Finnish actor. During his career, he appeared in several films, usually playing a thug. He also had a long theatrical career.
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Schloss Wiepersdorf is a Schloss in Niederer Fläming, Brandenburg, Germany. It is known for being the home of the famous von Arnim family, in whose ownership the schloss remained from 1780 until 1945. After this, the house became the Künstlerhaus Schloss Wiepersdorf, a literary institute. Scholars and writers receive grants to stay in the house and complete their work amongst other scholars and writers.
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